Messed Up Children’s Book Titles

It was pretty funny that we ran across this, as we keep our own list of Children's Book Titles and write them down as we come up with them at the station. Our 'Rad Band Names' list got so long that we moved on to the book titles. Here are a few examples:  'Death For Christmas', 'What Happened To Travis? (about a murdered bear found in the woods), 'How Do You Give A Horse A Boner?' and the holiday classic, 'Little Christmas A**hole.'

None of those compare to what we found here though. Our favorite is 'Who Will Toss My Salad?' with 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' in a close second. Check these out.