No matter how many bands you meet, even if you're IN a successful band, most still get incredibly nervous when meeting their favorite bands or artists face to face. That's when the nervous questions begin. Understandable, right? But outside of a curious grandmother dropping off her grand kids at the concert, who would actually ask Wayne Static how long it takes to do his hair?

Just in case you run in to Wayne when he's in town for the Civil Unrest Tour, here are the questions not to ask, and video of him tackling his rad spike.