What Happens When You Mix a Sausage, a Sword and a Nose? Nothing Good
Well, here's a surefire first-ballot inductee into the bad idea hall of fame.
The name of this video is "Drunk Fail: Man Chops Friends Nose Off While Attempting Sword Trick!" There are no surprises -- everything you need to know is right there in the title. You know how sometimes, the headline of a story on the internet doesn't really tell you what you're about to see or read? That's definitely not the case here.
The man brandishing a sword somehow got a willful participant in a stunt in which he tried to slice a sausage in the volunteer's mouth. Even if there was no liquor involved, there's a good chance this still would've ended with his schnozz on the floor for the dog in the house to chow down on along with the fallen sausage.