Stare Deep Into My (.)(.) Wait, What?

I've always believed that staring at boobs long enough makes them grow. I've played the game at many a bar, strip club, and concert. Now a British psychologist says I'm not a perv, but actually doing science. Sort of. A new article claims hypnosis = boob growth.

Forget silicone implants, push-up bras and everything you've ever known about breast enlargement. Women can enlarge their breasts just by thinking about it, according to a psychologist.

Felix Economakis, a British counseling psychologist and hypnotherapist, claims that he can help women enlarge their breasts by up to three cup size through hypnosis.

So, here's the deal, then: you hypnotize your lady & help her boobs grow, while she hypnotizes you & helps grow your twig. EVERYONE WINS!!!!!