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Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans Is a Thing Now

Emerald Catron — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:42:30 +0000

It’s official — goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans. They do a pretty good job, which is to say they sound about as much like goats as the goats sound like humans. We think this [...]

Jerk Goat Terrorizes Middle School

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:55:58 +0000

Things got a little crazy at Lamar Fleming Middle School in Houston, Texas Tuesday morning when what has been described as a “mean old goat’ wandered onto campus. Instead of heading to the cafeteria dumpster for a snack, as one would expect from his kind, this horned beast began head butting and biting at students, causing [...]

Goats Ride Around in Owner's Golf Cart Like Loyal Dogs [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:25:41 +0000

These lazy goats act a lot like dogs. They respond easily to their owner’s commands and would rather catch a ride in a golf cart than graze about from place to place like their ancestors had done for thousands of years. [via Say OMG] Read Original: Goats Ride Around in Owner’s Golf Cart Like Loyal [...]

TXTNG KILLS: Seriously. Don't text and drive.

Barrett — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:01:02 +0000

You know that person you see in public places who is nose-down in their phone, tapping away incessantly because he must be soooo important and far too busy to make sure he’s not about to walk head first into a pole? Yup. That’s me. I’m that guy. I make no secret about it: I’m far more attached [...]

Maryland City Is Now Using Goats As Lawnmowers

Angel — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:18:02 +0000

The city of Gaithersburg, Maryland has hired two herds of goats to clear a field which had become overrun with grass and weeds.

And no, this isn’t an indication of what’s to come now that so many local governments are