The Honest Version of the University Commercials You See On TV [VIDEO]

You know those silly commercials you see on TV for random colleges around the country filled with promises of a degree and new life? And then they show some schlub who used to be a stoner on the sofa until he saw the commercial. Now he's got a family, is wearing a striped polo and is overly proud of his framed degree, that may or may not be phony.

My favorite of all of the not-so-inspirational technical institute ads is the one where the college initials are STD. I mean, who doesn't want to walk around wearing an STD college sweater? Which, by the way, I believe is your free gift for applying.

Here's the real version of all those crappy commercials.