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What Are Sh*ttens?

Sick of using 3 handfuls of toilet paper at doo doo time? Want that freshly showered feeling any time of day? Good news, Sh*ttens are a real thing, and they’re endorsed by such celebrities as Jenny McCarthy, Nick Skoknick of Testament, Norm McDonald and that guy from Hard Core Pawn.

Sh*ttens are ‘mitten shaped moist wipes’ for when you really need to get up in there, and like the package says ’cause poop is gross.’ It’s like having your hand wrapped in baby wipes for those really messy potty breaks. Like the song says, ‘don’t get caught brown handed’.

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