Zakk Wylde To Be Roasted

The rock GOD, Zakk Wylde, is scheduled to be roasted in the first ever "Guitar World Rock n' Roll Roast". The debacle will take place at The Grove in Anaheim, Calif., on Jan. 19. Reportedly the "Godfather" (a.k.a Ozzy Osbourne) himself will be the roast master. Ozzy will be joined by a list of fellow rock idols to talk mad s#!t about Mr. Wylde.

So far scheduled to take the podium are Scott Ian (Anthrax), Corey Taylor (Slipknot), Chris Jericho (Wrestler), Stone Cold Steve Austin (Wrestler) and comedians Jim Florentine, Brian Posehn, and Ed Norton. All proceeds benefit MusiCares. Who wants to take bets on how long it takes the crew of chuckleheads to make that bearded sumbitch shed a tear?