10 People Who Suck at Concerts

As a child, you countdown the days until Christmas, your birthday or the last day of school. As an adult, there are few things exciting enough to actually make you count down the days. These few things include vacation, days off from work, the day the new album from your favorite band drops and, of course, concert day.

There really is nothing better than concert day. But, with everything awesome, comes the a**holes who ruin it for everybody. Here are the top 10 people we absolutely loathe at concerts.

Neither of these handsome men were attending a Motorhead or Iron Maiden concert at the time of this photo.
Neither of these handsome men were attending a Motorhead or Iron Maiden concert at the time of this photo.
1
Wears the t-shirt of the band who is playing.
Yes, we know you like this band, why else would you be here? Wearing the t-shirt of the band that is performing is ridiculous. Even worse are the people who buy a shirt at the merch booth and immediately wear it. Yes, I get that you don't have a purse or anywhere to store the shirt. Roll it up and put it in your pocket, do not, under any circumstances, wear it during the show.
2
Instagram a**hole.
The chick who takes photos during the first 2 songs at a rock show, posts them to Instagram so her friends think she's edgy, and then spends the rest of the show slumped in a seat listening to One Direction on her iPod.
3
Drunk puker.
Hey, good job, you were so excited to see your favorite band that you decided to do 42 shots before the show. Thank you for puking on my shoes and distracting the audience by making security call you an ambulance, you f**king amateur.
4
Butthole that yells "FREEBIRD" at the band.
A. This hasn't been worth laughing at since 1983. 2. Sit your drunk ass down d-bag.
5
Person wearing earplugs.
Really? You paid $40 to hear a band live but you don't actually want to hear them? WTF?
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6
Lack of merch booth etiquette.
Trying to get through the merch booth line before the band starts can be very unnerving and stressful. The s**thead that finally makes it to the front and doesn't know what he wants deserves a punch to the back of the head. Know the number of the item you want and size before you reach the front of the line.
7
Dick that keeps dropping their phone.
I am very guilty of this. Being buzzed up and attempting to take pics or vid during the show will end in a dropped phone in the pit. It is not the responsibility of the people around you to help your drunk ass find your phone in the dark before it gets crushed to death.
8
Beer spiller.
You just paid $8 for a beer, why are you spilling it on me?
9
Drunk video taker.
Put your phone in your pocket and watch the damn show. Why are you taking video? Do you really think anybody wants to see the shaky, unfocused video you are taking while weaving back and forth? And even if you do get a good shot of a whole song, are you really going to take the time to upload it to YouTube?
10
D-bag who leaves during the best part of the show to beat traffic.
This guy is typically wearing an Abercrombie polo and is shorter than his girlfriend. He chooses to miss the best songs of the set list, including encore, so he can make it out of the parking lot in time to get home for the new Dane Cook special.

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