According to an article in The Huffington Post, these are actually laws that still exist in some states.  Bozeman and Helena even made the nation wide list! My favorite so far is Bakersfield, California's "Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. "Pull out your score cards people ...find out how much of a dirty little law breaker you are!

1. Massachusetts

It is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in front of horses. Those poor horses you crazy cowboys and cowgirls!

2. Colorado

A man can be arrested for kissing a sleeping woman. I guess it's only slightly creepy...

3. Alabama

It's illegal for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage." Save the lies and games for another state fellas!

4. Califorina

Adultery can cost $1,000 in fines or a year in prison if you get caught. So... don't get caught, or just don't risk it...

5. Indiana

If a man with a mustache "has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans," he can be arrested. Your lip has to get naked before the make out session.

6. Minnesota

In Alexandria, Minnesota you cannot  have sex with your wife (no mention of the girlfriend) if your breath smells of garlic, onions, or sardines. Invest in some mouthwash.

7. Wisconsin

It's illegal to "finish" at the same time. I don't think anyone will really challenge this one.

8. Washington

It's against the law to have sex with a virgin, married or not. Seeing as how there hasn't been a rush of teenagers over the state line, I don't think anyone cares about this one anymore.  Maybe just a few angry dads.

9. Kentucky

In order for a woman in a bathing suit to be on the highway, she must be escorted by no less than two police officers and she must be armed with a club. Good thing this doesn't apply in Montana, especially during floating season

10. Iowa

In Ames, Iowa, a husband can has no more than 3 drinks off a single beer if he's in bed with his wife. Just drink the first half before you get in bed... problem solved.