What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Study Shows How Montana’s Concert Crowds Compare to Other States
Crowd etiquette is so important
The World Needs Chat Bots of These Famous Montanans
Potentially-great simulated conversations
Could Montana Ban These X-Rated Websites?
I'm starting to wonder what Montana could ban next
Montana Towns as Dungeons and Dragons Character Classes
Montana itself is a fantasyland, epic and almost supernaturally beautiful. Incidentally, Montana towns seem to resemble character classes from the game Dungeons and Dragons. I've written about Montana towns as Spongebob characters, Super Mario characters, Simpsons characters and I just can't stop...
Why Montana Ranked in Top 5 for Most Dangerous States to Drive In
Certain factors make driving safely particularly difficult
Why Psilocybin Therapy Should Be Legal in Montana (Opinion)
It may be a valuable form of treatment for mental-health conditions
Why Teachers Should Assign Less Homework in Montana: Opinion
A study by Stanford University shows the potential downsides of assigning too much homework
What Would a Montana Barbie Be Like?
We've all heard of Malibu Barbie, with her swim suit, beach towel and totally outrageous pink, bubble glasses. Truly the pinnacle of dolls, nay, the absolute peak of all toys known to mankind. That is, until Mattel makes the Barbie that the people truly want deep down— Montana Barbie. D...
If We Lose Bed Bath & Beyond, Here’s Where to Shop in Missoula
It's not a bad idea to have some alternatives in mind
Can You Legally Shoot Trespassers in Montana?
Within one week two shootings by homeowners raised the discussion of when it's legal to shoot someone who's perceived to be trespassing on residential property
Here’s Why Montana Was Snubbed on List of Best-Camping States
With its majestic mountains, gorgeous lakes and rivers, I'd expect the it to easily beat every other state when it comes to spending the night under the stars
Signs Mercury is in Retrograde in Missoula
Communication breakdown in Zootown