The British have invented the next great innovation. I assumed that by now everyone would own a flying car, but we do have the next best thing. Fart filtering underwear. Introducing Shreddies, underwear that filters the smell out of your ass gas.

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Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odors. Due to its highly porous nature, the odor vapors become trapped and neutralized by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment. 'Zorflex’ activated carbon cloth would be used as the flatulence filter since its use in chemical warfare suits is renowned. De Montfort University’s testing reinforced this decision when it was proven to be perfect for the task.

I've been wearing your Shreddies since last Friday. I'm not taking them off! I truly love them. I can pass gas and nobody around me knows it!
This is truly amazing. Now I don't feel bloated any more and my job is easier because I don't have to worry about embarrassing moments because of my bowels.
My life has improved dramatically. I might even consider dating again.
Thank you for changing my life for the better. I'm going to order more!

Norbert Drust, USA

Think of this as not just a gift for that special someone in your family. But, more as a gift for THE ENTIRE FAMILY! No longer will you have to smell Dad's stinky ass on those family road trips.


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