Dirty Terms Used In The Rink (MIGHT Be Explict)

Every Sport has its terms but when these regular wordings are transferred to outside of the athletic use... can sound very wrong.  I have heard none  more frequently used than at a hockey rink. Especially if you're a goalie!

The following is a collection of overheard/ spoken  terms and statements used at the hockey rink.  Dislaimer: I will not be held responsible for the images about to be brought to those of a dirty mindset OR those who say WTF?!? out loud in front of small children  during the reading of this article.... what the hell... yeah I will.

Situation: The crease is the blue area in front of the net.  The goalie's space.  A goal will not count if a player of the team trying to score enters the crease before the puck.

Statement: "We'll continue our game as soon as you remove both your feet from her crease"

Situation: A backdoor is a term to describe a shot made from behind the goalie usually while they are lined  up for another player on the opposite side of the zone.

Statement: "I was checking out the guy in front of me while his buddy was waiting to score on the backdoor"

Situation: Some players like to look fancy and stick handle instead of just taking the shot.

Statement: "Stop playing with your stick and score already!"

Situation: Angry player yelling at ref from the bench after a good call was finally made

Statement: Player 1: "finally ref! you missed the last 2 periods!"   Player 2: "might wanna pick up a pregnancy test"

Other random statements:

Way to stuff it in there

A lot of rubber has gone between those legs

I didn't want to get off when everyone else was getting off.

Its always harder when I get double teamed

Would have been nice to have some help when he was riding me in the corner

Or my latest personal contribution to the list: "OK, now I'm confused, which one of those guys shot me in the face?"

Enjoy my fellow gutter brains!