How to Talk to Cows
The world is full of many different languages. Even the animal kingdom has countless different dialects. For example, have you ever been around a loud mooing cow and wondered "What the hell is she hollering about?"
Well, we may not have cracked the code on exactly what the cows are saying, but thanks to fizzy soda, we can talk to them.
WARNING: You are about to witness insane burping skills...