If Only Tree Huggers in Missoula Were This Hot – Girl Thinks Tree is Her Boyfriend [VIDEO]

Dendrophilia (or less often arborphilia or dendrophily) literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both. That is what you call a SERIOUS tree hugger. We are not talking about the hippies that beat on drums to raise awareness of deforestation, but the people who get all "brown chicken brown cow" when they see a spruce. In today's trending video you will witness a party-goer who must have taken the blue pill and traveled down the rabbit hole, because she is convinced she is dating a tree.