“Loud” Guinea Pig Sex Leads to Eviction

Before reading to far into this, try and picture a guinea pig's "o-face." UGH! Moving on. A German animal researcher at the University of Munster, has been asked to remove his horny guinea pigs from campus. I never thought huge guinea pig orgy's could get this far out of control.

According to the Huffington post

A German court ruled that the University of Münster must move its research animals following a resident's formal complaint, according to local reports. Apparently, the neighbor did not appreciate the guinea pig sex noises, complaining the mating animals were "too loud" and smelly -- especially at night.

As Germany's The Local notes, the university's Institute of Neuroscience and Behavioral Biology kept the guinea pigs in a large outdoor cage with a posted sign that read: "These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner."