Meet Luscious, a Canadian Suicide Girl who says she enjoys long runs in her city and running inanimate objects over with her car. If you score a date with this hottie, make sure hitting a fast-food joint isn’t on the itinerary, as she says she “would eat animals if it was back to the old-school, local organic butcher shops and there wasn’t a fast food empire based on their demise.”

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Name: Luscious

Age: 27

Location: Canada

Into: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms, drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, getting my empty skin canvas covered with art from my favorite minds, free running in my city, animal rights, shooting pool, bowling, old-school non-CGI special effects, going to shows, camping, traveling, sustainable organic gardening, shopping at thrift stores, repairing old, busted, crusty things to be re-used, finding things on the street, having bonfires, running inanimate objects over with my car, getting dolled up.

Not into: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high-definition TVs, pesticides, genetically modified foods, vaccines, religion and those who force it on others, fast food, anything imported from China that is not art, unconstitutional taxes, drama

Makes me happy: Living the dream, working at home, any day when a large, captive animal mauls, tramples or kills a human, any day when a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed and made to fumble on their own words and backpedal desperately

Makes me sad: Manufactured news and media, the intentional dumbing down and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought and speech, people excessively eating mass-produced abused animals — realistically I would eat animals if it was back int he old-school, local, organic butcher shops and there wasn’t a fast-food empire based on their demise.

Hobbies: Snowboarding, jogging, perusing, gardening, paintball, drunken bocci ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, roller derby, hiking

Five things I can’t live without: METAL (In a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr. Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding

Vices: Little succulent Thai patties from Zen Gardens

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.

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