In Montana, the baby name guide is skinnier than a Town Pump burrito wrapper. Almost anything flies. And if you feel like it, you can call your baby Grizzly or Pickle or even Moose Knuckle. It’s no business of the great state of Montana to be babysitting your imagination.

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The Few Things You Can’t Do

There are a few exceptions, though they’re about computers, not ethics. The birth certificate system in Montana can’t process emojis, symbols or numbers. Meaning that naming your kid "Baby 😂," "#1 Son" and "XA-12" can NOT be on the birth certificate. Special characters won't do you any good either, so no lil' dudes named "NO! NO!” running around kindergarten. (Fun Fact: I used to think my name was “NO! NO!" when I was a toddler)

But if you have to, spell it out. “Seven” is fine. “Hashtag Montana” is fine if you leave off the sign. And, you know, no one’s saying you can’t name your kid “Duck Duck Goose” or "Turd Ferguson.”

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How Montana Compares

In other states, judges have banned names such as Messiah, Adolf Hitler and King. Montana? No such blacklist. As long as it’s not crashing the computer or diving into offensive territory, you’re good. The spirit of the Wild West is alive and well in the nursery.

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Why It Matters

Montana parents love individuality. I named my dog after a camouflage pattern and my trucks after pro wrestlers. So when it comes to babies, it’s no wonder that we’d have some wiggle room. Are you thinking of naming your daughter “Big Sky”? Go for it. Sound good, “Flathead Phil”? No one’s stopping you.

Illegal Names You Can't Name Your Baby in Montana

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Potential Names for a Pro Sports Team in Montana

Here is a list of 10 potential names I came up with that are inspired by the state’s geography, wildlife, culture, and history.

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