Notre Dame Teen Breaks in to Business to Raid the Fridge

A 19-year-old student from Notre Dame broke into a day spa in South Bend, Indiana because he was hammered...and hungry.

Brian McCurran was arrested for burglary, vandalism and underage drinking after he used a hammer to smash through the wall of the business, but that was only after he attempted to smash out the front door with a flower pot. He had allegedly been out partying last weekend when he got the severe munchies.

Lucky for young party boy Brian, inside he found a plethora of dream munchies in the employee's kitchen refrigerator. He made it through half a Costco box of Hot Pockets and a round of mac-n-cheese before he passed out in the middle of eating a box of ice cream Drumsticks. Sounds like a full, rich night.

According to police, when he was discovered lying in a pool of ice cream and Hot Pocket sleeves the next morning, he was still hamboned, blowing a .106 during a breathalyzer.

And what irked the business owners the most? That he was totally unapologetic. He reportedly laughed as he left the business in hand cuffs. Bet those are some proud parents paying the massive tuition for such douchery.