Poisonous Egyptian Cobra Escapes Bronx Zoo… Send In The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

People In New York have been tripping the f#$k out the last few days, when news of a extremely posionous cobra escaping the Bronx zoo hit the streets Saturday. Zoo staffers could not find it anywhere in the Zoo and feared that it had actually made it into the general public. 4 days later, the cobra turned up in a mens bathroom at a restaurant. I can only imagine what the guy who found the cobra did before screaming and running out of the bathroom. Soiled his pantaloons Im sure. Should have sent the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger after the snake and this whole crisis could have been avoided.