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WATCH: Ducks Rescued From Crazy Hoarder Take First Swim Ever [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane watched a video filled with ducks today and it brightened everyone's mood in the studio. In fact, after watching it a few times ourselves, it seems impossible for anyone to watch this and not be in good spirits...
The Butt Stops Here: University of Tennessee Student Denies ‘Butt Chugging’ Allegations [FBHW]
The guys got a big kick out of this latest update in the Butt Chugging saga coming out of the University of Tennessee.
One of the UT students and frat boys that's deeply mired in the recent controversy over the alcohol enemas, spoke out on campus with his lawyer, delivering a press conference to the media...
Papa Roach’s Jacoby Shaddix and Tony Palermo Chat with Free Beer and Hot Wings [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane welcomed lead singer Jacoby Shaddix and drummer Tony Palermo from Papa Roach to the show this morning. The band was calling in to promote their new album, 'The Connection,' that is in stores now.
Free Beer started things off by reading a statement from Shaddix regarding the album that said, "this is a snapshot of me in a dark time...
WATCH: Philadelphia Police Officer Punches Woman During Puerto Rican Day Parade [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane watched a troubling video of police brutality that's been going viral since it appeared on Reddit yesterday. In the video, a Philadelphia police officer can be seen hitting a woman in the face.
According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, the police officer in question is Lieutenant Jonathan Josey, a 19-year veteran of the force. After watching the clip, the guys were kind
Free Beer and Hot Wings Revisit the ‘Tono Tono Guy’ Video [FBHW]
Free Beer played an old clip of the guys reacting to a weird and fascinating video of a man who can only communicate with the word "Tono."
"He's like a Muppets character," said Hot Wings.
"This guys needs to make a living doing that...
The Guys Are Horrified to Learn Johnny Lewis Murdered Cat Before His Death [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane were horrified to learn about the latest details involved in the death of Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis.
Lewis, who fell off a roof and died Wednesday, is suspected of killing his elderly landlady. As if that wasn't bad enough already, TMZ is now reporting that Lewis is also suspected of beating and dismembering his landlady's cat...
The Guys Hate NBC for Airing Kris Jenner Interview Instead of 9/11 Moment of Silence [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane ripped into NBC today, joining the widespread vitriol directed at the embattled network over their decision to bypass live coverage of the Sept. 11 ceremony for an interview with Kris Jenner about her breast implants...
McDonald’s Will Post Calories on Menu Boards So You Can See Just How Much You’re Pigging Out
In a bold move on Wednesday, McDonald's announced that it will post calorie counts for all of its food items on menu boards and drive-thrus across their 14,000 restaurants in the US.
So, what spurred this Big Mac of a decision?