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Car Theifs Arrested After Butt Dialing 9-1-1 While Stealing a Car [VIDEO]

KC — Tue, 21 May 2013 23:56:43 +0000

Everyone has received a call from somebody’s butt before. It is always that call where it takes you a minute to realize that the person didn’t intentionally try to call you but just sat on their phone wrong. A car thief out of Fresno California accidentally butt dialed 9-1-1 during a theft. According to ABC [...]

Tenacious D Become Weathermen in New Zealand [VIDEO]

KC — Tue, 21 May 2013 23:39:42 +0000

Being a weatherman isn’t easy, but Jack Black and Kyle Gass make it look easy. Tenacious D recently made a guest appearance on a local New Zealand news cast and took over as amateur meteorologist. Jack Black does a majority of the forecast as Kyle Gass is the hype man. See the full forecast

Butcher Feeds Marijuana to Pigs – The Secret Behind Green Eggs and Ham

KC — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:20:28 +0000

What is the best way to fatten up a pig? Give their already ravenous appetite a serious case of the munchies. That is just what a butcher shop in Seattle WA did, Fed pigs a little ganja. According to our friend Tim at 95 Rock in Colorado William von Schneidau of Seattle’s BB Ranch butcher feeds [...]

Bald Eagles are A-Holes – See an Eagle Snatch a Guys Fish [VIDEO]

KC — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:23:46 +0000

Normally when you see a Bald Eagle, you think “‘Merica!” But the fisherman in the following video probably thinks “fish robbin’ sunsabitches.” See an eagle steal a fly fisherman’s catch

See A Chick Drink Beer with Her Ear [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 09 May 2013 23:29:16 +0000

We all know that America has some serious talent in the sport of drinking, but Europe practically invented drinking. And they score style point too, as you will see in the following video of a Czech girl drinking beer with her ear. Real or Fake? You decide.

Steve-O Cancels Missoula Shows

KC — Thu, 09 May 2013 04:57:06 +0000

Known for his stunts on MTV’s Jackass, Steve-O will NOT be making a stop in Missoula, Montana May 10 through May 11. Due to a yet to be announced reason, all four performances scheduled for this Friday and Saturday at The Top Hat Lounge have been cancelled. We have received word that refunds for purchased [...]

Crazy Ohio Neighbor Charles Ramsey's 911 Call [AUDIO]

KC — Wed, 08 May 2013 22:39:49 +0000

With the recent news out of Ohio of the man who helped his neighbors escape captivity, it goes to show you that ordinary people can make a differance. Even if it is the “crazy” neighbor next door. Charles Ramsey’s 911 call has been released and we have the audio (with captions.)

Morman Bishop Fights Off Evil With A Samurai Sword [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:06:34 +0000

What is more intimidating than a morman bishop wielding a samurai sword? No, it is not publicity for anti-gun laws. It is a story out of SLC about an actual morman bishop who defended his neighbor from an attacker with “29 inches of razor.” According to the Associated Press Kent Hendrix woke up Tuesday to [...]

The History of 4/20 as Told by Cheech and Chong [VIDEO]

KC — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:44:11 +0000

Yesterday, we presented the funnyordie.com video of Cheech and Chong interpreting the Bible. Today, we have a lesson from the stoner duo, on the history of 4/20.

Iron Maiden Makes Little Kid Happy [VIDEO]

KC — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:03:50 +0000

Nothing will brighten your day more than witnessing a little kid who loves Iron Maiden. A video released in 2011 has recently grew in views as a little boy cry's until he hears Iron Maiden.

Patton Oswalt Gives 8 Minute Speech About Star Wars on Parks and Recreation [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:24:54 +0000

Fans of Parks and Recreation, will get a great example of what a “filibuster” is on tonight’s episode of NBC’s Parks and Recreation. Patton Oswald plays a resident who filibusters a town hall meeting to prevent a vote. Yesterday the show released an unedited clip of him filming his scene. Watch Patton ramble on about [...]

Mother Nature – The World's Original MILF [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:29:01 +0000

The MILF saying has been around far longer than when it was made famous in the first "American Pie" movie. Even as far back as the beginning of time. Take Mother Nature for example. She can be one fine MILF.

Superhero Auditions With Keegan-Michael Key as Falcon [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:27:37 +0000

You have to see the Superhero Auditions video from College Humor featuring Keegan-Michael Key as Falcon (Key and Peele.) Have you thought of what your superhero name would be? 96.3 the Blaze and Muse Comics and Games are getting ready for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, coming up on May 4. Muse Comics and Games is also offering up the chance for you to WIN tickets to the SOLD OUT Primus 3D concert May 13 at the Wilma Theatre.

See the Outrageous Kmart "Ship My Pants" Commercial [VIDEO]

KC — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:09:50 +0000

Move over Martha Stewart, Kmart has a new lease on life with the "Ship My Pants" commercial. Every once in awhile, a group of marketing geniuses will have an idea for a commercial that is so funny you can't help but find the urge to buy the product. Let's just say that even with Kmart recently closing in Missoula, I will be shipping my pants all over the place.

Best Animal Video Ever

Joy Larson — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:08:41 +0000

Have you ever noticed how different animals eat? It’s interesting if you think about it. For example, a cow simply plants its face in its food and chews away. How about an alligator? What do you think it’s like when an alligator opens its big jaws and just chomps away? That must make quite a mess. How about a lizard? It slithers along and then suddenly attacks its prey.

Australian Couple Sees the Google Car Coming and Decides to Have Sex

KC — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 01:34:49 +0000

Google has taken discovering the world to a whole new level. Recently an Australian couple was caught having sex as the Google Maps car drove past.

Girl After Dentist Thinks She is Hannah Montana [VIDEO]

KC — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:36:04 +0000

Recently a girl found herself undergoing a little oral surgery, but woke up thinking she was Hannah Montana. I got to admit, after my trip to get my wisdom teeth pulled out, I thought I was Casanova. The only problem is that none of the nurses gave me their phone numbers. SMOOOTH!!!! In the following [...]

Steel Panther Set To Wreak Havoc on Wedding of Chad Kroeger + Avril Lavigne

Graham 'Gruhamed' Hartmann — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:05:02 +0000

Comedic hair metal heroes Steel Panther have the chops to steal the show wherever they decide to drop their equipment, but in one of the strangest pieces of news we've heard this year, Steel Panther have kinda been invited to wreak havoc on a celebrity wedding. That's right, Steel Panther are threatening to perform at the wedding of Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger and pop princess Avril Lavigne.

Fact — Beards Make Men Handsome

Joy Larson — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:54:46 +0000

Science has done it again. Yes, good old science has proven that men with facial hair benefit from instant handsomeness. If this is true, then the guys from Duck Dynasty must be the sexiest men alive. Not only does facial hair make men more attractive, it also is makes them healthier. A study from the [...]