Woman Hospitalized for Using Deer Tongue as Pleasure Tool

This story is effed up on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin.  A woman in Arkansas recently visited her gynecologist with complaints of a foul odor coming from her southern regions. Her doctor tested her for the typical nasties that would cause such nose destroying scent, but all of the tests came back negative. However, the doctor did find non human cell tissue in her lady canal, which was concerning.

So the doctor asked her to come back in so he could perform a more thorough investigation, and that's when he saw something he's never seen in his 33 year career. A rotting deer's tongue in the woman's baby cave.

GROOOOSSSSSSS!!!

After the doctor removed it, the woman confessed a mind blowing story to her husband. She said that after a recent hunting trip, the husband was gutting the deer in their garage and that's when she noticed the length of the deer's tongue and became aroused. So she snatched it and used it as her adult play toy. She must have been pretty hammered because she does not recall losing it inside of herself.

GROOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

How can you possibly wake up after something like this without noticing that something 'down there' feels a bit off?

During discussion, KC said "that's a pretty kinky huntin' camp right there" followed by "I mean, I've slapped somebody in the face with an elk c**k before but this is just sick."