This photo was snapped by a reader in his local NYC grocery store. It seems as though soup makers have decided to go after a very niche audience. In this case, they are really looking to appeal to the ‘slut’ demographic.

This leads to so many questions like ‘Do loose women eat a lot of soup?’ ‘Would only those type of women enjoy this meal?’ ‘What about virgins, male whores or even born again virgins?’ Do sluts have a more refined palate so only they can only appreciate this blend of noodles, spices, vegetables and…oh. We just noticed the label.

“Cheap, fast and easy.” Funny. Though it probably should read something like “Ready in 3 minutes though you’ll be done in 2.”