Beckon the Great Old Ones – Dagon Rises from the Deep!
As Halloween draws spookily near, we're turning back the clock and summoning tales of horror from the Great Old One himself, H.P. Lovecraft. So, if we want to be super technical, Dagon isn't one of the Great Old Ones, per se. He's actually part of the ancient Levantine pantheon (h/t Wikipedia), but ol' Howard P. borrowed him in the writing of this, one of his earliest stories in what would eventually become the Cthulhu Mythos.
So get yourself something nice and cool to drink--may we suggest water? --And prepare your earholes for Dagon, as read by our inimitable Kromdar, conveniently divided into four increasingly insane parts.
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Okay, you good? We're not so sure that we are, yet, but maybe you bounce back faster. What's that? You want more? Well, we've got more... but maybe take a breather, first. No? All right, then. Here it is: