Of all the things to steal from a grocery store... Three would-be thieves grabbed a cart full of Hot Pockets and Slim Jims and then took off after knocking the store manager unconscious.

As they fled out the door, they were then chased by a group of construction workers, and split up.

The workers chased one suspect across the street, over a fence and through a church before he was caught hiding in a children's playhouse.

All three were arrested and charged with second degree robbery and were taken to jail - over Hot Pockets and Slim Jims.

That is what we normal people call a "poor life choice".

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