A Very True Hot Pockets Song
If microwaves, sweat pants, s**tty vocals, even s**tier lyrics and Hot Pockets get you off, then you will most likely consider this porn.In our ongoing quest to bring you important Hot Pockets related news, we present you with the "Hot Pocket Song". Will it win a Grammy? No, but it should. Will it bring world peace? Don't rule it out. Will it change lives? Judging by this viewer comment, we'd say yes.
Every time I come closer to my microwave oven I sing this song, even if I'm microwaving something different from hot pockets. It's been 2 years now. My life will never be the same.
Highlights to watch out for include the part where Sweatpants Boy tongues the hot cheese in a kinky manner and when he paints the toilet.