Mario and Princess Peach Sex Tape Released! [VIDEO]

We all knew it was going to happen eventually, why else would Mario go through all that trouble? 8 worlds to conquer before Mario could finally "collect his prize." Are you all ready to see what Bowser was holding hostage? Personally, I love the 8 bit porn music. You and your "Nintendo Nerd" valentine can definitely get some warm up time with this!