New Mexico Man Arrested For Stealing Midget Porn

I remember a few years back, our girl Angel was kind enough to purchase me a birthday present. The present included a twelve pack of beer and a VHS copy of midget porn. I have to say, it too the entire twelve pack before curiosity got the best of me. Not something I would be willing to spend time in jail for, but a New Mexico man will, now that he got busted for stealing midget porn.

According to The Smoking Gun

Investigators allege that Sergio Seanez, 18, and a teenage boy broke into the Chaparral residence last month and swiped electronics, kitchen appliances, and furniture. Seanez then allegedly set fire to the home.

In addition to the normal haul associated with a burglary, Seanez and his 17-year-old accomplice also made off with “multiple DVD’s relating to Midget Pornography,” according to a criminal complaint.