What a “Native Lady” Looks Like, According to Halloween

As a Native American woman, I am not offended by this silly Halloween costume described as "Native Lady." However, I do find it hilarious beyond all belief.

In fact, the only way this costume could be more ridiculous is to have a 6 foot 10 inch tall DJ try it on. The challenge was accepted by our radio brother Aaron Traylor. He looked SO sexy that we forced him to wear the headband for the remainder of the work day.

Native ladies, enjoy.