In my time served as a stripclub DJ, I would constantly hear the dancers complain about one girl "out-hustling" another girl. They would say things like "OMG that girl is totally copying my dance moves just to get a private dance from the rich guy." Now the dancers have even more competition to bitch about, as German and British engineers have created robot strippers. According to Ruptly TV

German developer Tobit Software brought along its programmable pole dancing robots to liven up its booth at the CeBIT trade fair in Hanover on Monday.

Designed by British artist, Giles Walker, the robot dancers can be controlled with a smartphone app that allows users to change their position and the colour of their internal lighting.