No, they weren't growing in there, he was just hammered and loves to eat eyeballs.

According to several sources, a Casper man who was pulled over for swerving was taking a field sobriety test when a cow's eyeball fell from his pant leg.

The 51-year-old man quickly explained that he eats bovine eyeballs in soup and other recipes and had been smuggling the eyes out of the slaughterhouse where he works. Via his anus and colon.

Drunk eyeball anus dude also had several large carving knives in the car which got him into further trouble. You know you're f**ked when you are already in trouble for DUI and eyeballs up the ass when the cops find more. Best of luck drunk eyeball anus dude!

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