Ben Worcester
Free Beer and Hot Wings Interview Shaun White + Talk About Olympic Skateboarding [FBHW]
The guys welcomed “The Flying Tomato” himself, Mr. Shaun White, to the show this morning with a tomato song. Free Beer joked that there weren’t enough tomato songs out there and that White should consider creating an album.
Awkward Teenager Covers Bryan Adams Song to Profess His Love [FBHW]
Free Beer and the guys watched a painful video this morning that involved a young man, the woods, a guitar, and Bryan Adams. Not surprisingly, the end result is just as bad as you’d think it would be. In the video, the Hawaiian-shirted Lothario professes his love to a girl named Emily by singing along to Adams’ classic love track, ‘Everything I Do, I Do It For You.’
“Do you think h
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Watch This Right Now: Auto-Tuned Review Of Five Guys Burger [FBHW]
The guys watched this video that is spreading like wildfire across the Internet. As well it should be. It’s the latest from auto-tune mashup geniuses The Gregory Brothers.
If you haven’t seen it yet or are unfamiliar with The Gregory Brothers, then “oh my goodness, oh my dayum”… there really isn’t much more to be said. Time to get watchin’ and start lau
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The Guys Watch Scary, First Person Video of Plane Crash [FBHW]
Free Beer queued up a crazy video from inside the cockpit of a small plane that crashes shortly after taking off. Zane, clearly a little apprehensive about watching, wanted to know if the video “started out terrible.” Hot Wings responded that “once they get into the air, it doesn’t take long.”
Floating ‘Dead Body’ Turns Out To Be Sleeping Swimmer [FBHW]
Free Beer and the guys watched a video this morning of a man floating in a river who was mistaken for a drowning victim by local residents. Instead it was just some guy who fell asleep while trying to cool off in the summer heat.
Zane and Hot Wings Do Not Like Valley Girl Accents [FBHW]
Free Beer played a video for everyone of a car full of guys driving around, reacting to a fire. Free Beer said he swears that one of the guys in the video sounds just like the Honeybadger Guy. The other guys weren’t too impressed, though.
Kansas City Man Proves Used Car Salesmen Know How To Whack People [FBHW]
Free Beer and the guys weighed in on a video of a sweaty man in sunglasses calmly responding to news that he was the target of a murder for hire plot. The video, which has been circling around for a few years, recently popped up again on Reddit.
Teenage Girl Takes Cops On High Speed Chase Through Two States [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane talked about this ridiculous story out of Tennessee where a teenage girl eluded cops in a high-speed chase for over 40 miles down Interstate 26.
Mysti Potter, the teen’s mother, told the news media that she was “not surprised” after hearing this news. What’s the reas
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Bomb Fishing: Russians Almost Blow Themselves Up With Hand Grenades [FBHW]
In the “You’re Doing It Wrong” department, Free Beer and the guys watched a video of two Russian men trying to fish with hand grenades. Everyone agreed that while it was good no one appeared to be seriously hurt, these guys got what they deserved for being so stupid.
Free Beer was su
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Free Beer and Hot Wings Love The Slow Mo Guys [FBHW]
The guys were totally enthralled with a video this morning. Everyone agreed that the video was awesome. So it must have been a spectacular video, right? Was it a video of a polar bear skydiving? No. A nitroglycerin plant exploding? Nope.
It was a video of rubber bands cutting a watermelon
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Backfired: Aussie Man Fried Down Under After Failed Fireworks Butt Launch [FBHW]
In the annals of dumb Internet history, failed firecracker launches from the butt are a staple. Thanks to an unfortunate decision by a man in Australia, there is a new example that can be entered into that storied lore. The guys had a good laugh this morning at this Aussie man’s expense. He e
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Underwear-Masked Burglar Hit In Head With Metal Bat [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings listened to a 911 audio clip that involved bungling burglar Horatio Coates, the dazed-looking fellow in the image above. Why does he look like he was just hit in the head with a baseball bat you ask? Well, that’s because he was hit in the head with a baseball bat.
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