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Portland, Oregon Has A Hipster Santa [Video]
In a day and age when people get offended about everything, here is something that we can all finally agree on. Hipster Santa sucks.
This mall "Santa" in Portland, Oregon has gone and switched up everything that Santa is known for.
Red suit? Nope. This guy wears jeans and a sweater. Santa hat? Not a chance. He's sporting a man bun. And Hipster Santa doesn't travel around in a sleigh. He rides his bike.
This. This is a true abomination of everything Christmas. People should no longer be offended about the so-called "War on Christmas." They should be offended by Hipster Santa.
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