Vejazzle Me!

Here's the chronological order of this awesomeness. 

First there was the BeDazzler, this staple gun thingy that shoots an endless amount of rhinestones onto your denim jackets, jeans, purses, you name it brother.  See your crazy aunt's sparkle filled trailer home? BEDAZZLED.

Then, with chicks being batcrap crazy, came the VaJazzler.  An instrument that shoots shiny jewels onto your, um, privates.  Really, is there anything more classy than a bejeweled hoo hoo?

Not to be outdone, men far and wide have demanded equal treatment.  And that my friends, is how the PeJazzler came to be.  Graduation and Father's Day are coming up, order yours today!