Slayer Without Distortion Sounds Like Surf Rock

We are counting down the days before Slayer comes to town. Missoula will never be the same. Sold out show at the Wilma downtown. As we get closer to the chaos and destruction that is both Slayer and Anthrax, we found a hilarious video that answers the question, "what would Slayer sound like without distortion?" To us, it sounds like surf rock from HELL.