On a cool morning in Maine, a man is awaken by the sound of contractors on his property preparing to do some unauthorized bush trimming. No, that is not code for anything, he seriously didn't want his trees cut down. After working a long night shift, Michael Smith stumbles out of his house shirtless, tells these contractors to go away, and goes back to bed.

After squeezing out a few more Z's, Smith wakes up to the sound of a megaphone telling him to come outside. Police had surrounded his house in response to a report that Smith was armed with a gun as he was yelling at the contractors on his property. He said, "Yeah, I got this gun on me all the time. It’s tattooed on!"


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