Being a mall Santa has got to be a painful job. Just imagine the ear piercing screams and all the kids with their crap filled diapers. The only plus side, would have to be the people watching. Just as long as you don't pitch the "helper elf's" ass.

According to the Huffington Post

A man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.

Police say the woman called them Saturday to report that the 62-year-old Jones had pinched her buttocks and made suggestive comments. The two worked at a Santa photo booth.